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a very confising situation. Named so because Mr. Kemp has six children with four different women, and so the occurence of father's day will likely feature puzzlement on Mr. Kemp's part as he tries to match the children with their mothers, not to mention the catfight bound to break out when four ghetto ladies gather to discuss the children fathered by the same man.
-How was the math exam?
-Fuck, I dont think I got a question right. It was as confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house...
by maks July 23, 2004
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Fathers Day

The only day of the year teenage boys don't want a gift.
'Get anything this fathers day?'
'Nope, safe for this year man.'
by sea_monster June 16, 2013
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FatherJohnism

Possessing some or many of the qualities of Father John (father of pruane2forever/sexman/jawsus). This includes being an extreme alcoholic, swearing often, having a strong Irish accent, and/or having a large space between the front teeth.
Words/Phrases people tend to use if they suffer from FatherJohnism:

"UP IRELAND!", "Juanito Calito", "HelloOoOoOo", "He was just a corrupt person!", "So what'd I do? I hit 'em through d'other side uh d'window!"
by Rick Coker February 21, 2009
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Father

A male who ends up the bad guy when he doesn't let his kids or family walk all over him, while females get a round of applause and fans for the same behavior.
A father becomes an asshole when he doesn't let people around him fuck with him, a female becomes a heroine for the exact same thing. It's a double standard feminists don't talk much about.
by Solid Mantis September 9, 2019
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Fatherless child

An "Insult" that was created to try to bring down the person by saying they don't have a father figure, mostly used irrelevantly and not in a correct way.
It is mainly referred to people who are different from others - who have their own style -, or who are just happy with themselves no matter their sexuality or gender identity.
"LMFAO ur emo, fatherless child 💀"
"Ur trans and gay? Bruhhh such a fatherless child"
by ItsChaffy December 25, 2021
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Fatherhoo

The phenomenon of rich and/or famous men impregnating married women without empathy.
Simon Cowell partook in fatherhoo after knocking up his friend's wife.

Owen Wilson will become the next celebrity to exhibit fatherhoo after impregnating his married personal trainer.
by J.J. Tucker October 13, 2013
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how is your father for spuds

how is your father for spuds?
-grand

in same part of ireland people say this like:
how are you, how are you doing, etc.....
by ponodoro August 19, 2009
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