Fringe Wash

To wash the fringe only to give the impression of washing your whole hair.

Damn I have no time to wash my greasy locks better do a fringe wash and no one will noitice.

by b_is_for_bex September 20, 2010

firing up the old 50

wacking off

Guy 1: Hey man why were you in there so long?
Guy 2: Sorry man, just firing up the old 50.
Guy 1: WTF? Dude, not cool, wait til you get home!

by the sweatdragon May 6, 2010

monkey facing

Before sex, both participators shave each others pubic hair off. When the male reaches the moment of climax, spunks over the woman's face then proceeds to throw the pubes over said woman so they stick. Thus rendering the woman 'monkey faced'.

"Fancy a monkey facing Deidre?"

by Chrissles August 3, 2006

fringe

A person that is on the edge of sanity, usually from sleep deprivation, drug abuse, lack of exercise, or a general sense of social anxiety. This is normally a person you are always cautious about when bringing around industrious, socially pleasant, "normal" people.

Symptoms of being fringe include: (a) bringing up vague and confusing topics of conversation at any given time, such as the Tao Te Ching or John Lennon; (b) rapid mood swings, more commonly aggression or despair; (c) telling pointless jokes and laughing for an extensive period of time, and then crying afterward.

by Balfdor August 16, 2006

farting around

wasting time. doing what you ought not be doing.

Dad: What is all this "farting around?" I asked you to rake the leaves 4 hours ago!
Kids: Sorry, we had to finish our Playstation 2 game!

by Genius October 28, 2003

Fringe Cringe

When ones fringe parts into two or more bits, usually due to either bad weather, or just bad hair...

Guy: Bare wind messing up my hair!

Guys Friend: I know right, we've got some harsh fringe cringe goin on.

by Webb-x November 29, 2010

factory farming

Raising farm animals for human consumption solely for profit, without regard to humane farm practices, human and animal health concerns, environmental sustainability, or farm worker safety.

Before Wilbur was rescued from a factory farm he was kept with 19 other pigs in a tiny concrete pen without any access to the outdoors. His tail was cut off without anesthesia when he was just a little piglet and soon after he developed respiratory disease from the lack of clean, fresh air. The stench of feces and urine inside the factory was overwhelming, but it's all Wilbur knew. Being a normal pig, Wilbur is as smart as a dog or a three year old human, but he couldn't figure out how to free himself from factory farming. Lucky for him, some kind people rescued Wilbur and now he gets to live out the rest of his life on a beautiful farm with mud puddles to play in and grass to roll around on.

by Elaine Vigneault December 4, 2007