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fack-tard

a facking retard who drools and its spit is white so it always looks like it has cum dripping from its mouth. it likes to rub against electrically charged penises until a white substance comes out.
you are a facking fack-tard.
by lester fayhee May 22, 2006
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fack

To punch someone, preferably in the face.
John was talikin' shit, so facked his ass.
by 2014_chiguy October 17, 2006
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fackorit

i'm black, 1986 cutlass supremes are my fackorit kind of car
by rhiza September 24, 2005
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farcup

{verb} To get the hiccups when you have gas, thereby farting and hiccuping at the same time.

{noun} A single occurrence of farting and hiccuping at the same time, often happening in a series usually called "farcups".
Calvin: Hic-pffft! Hic-pffft! Hic-pffft!

Hobbes: If you farcup one more time, I'm gonna slap you.
by Pod Tailin' February 17, 2010
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Facking

Having sex whilst really tired; "fucking while knackered"
I often fall asleep while we are facking; I just can't deal with sex when I'm so tired
by JoTony November 11, 2014
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facker

kyle made this facker word up and said "Ruben ur such a fuckin facker"
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Facker

an alternative, slightly crass, expressive term for someone's face (optional, more acceptable terminology include: Visage, Countenance)
After a few too many scoops of the special snakey sauce the preceding night, Foolstone stumbles out of his tent, inadvertently stacks it and ends up with his facker, face down in the mud. On hawling himself to his feet, he is greeted by a bubbly, thinning Oompa-Loompa in stitches who says:

'Look@the state of show's facker!'

In response to which Foolstone mutters:

'I need a Mac Attack'
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