farck

Alternate spelling of fark which itself is an alternate spelling of fuck as to be used in polite company as an expletive.

Possibly derives from fark.com.

Oh farck, I need a cup of coffee.

by Dennis The Tiger April 11, 2005

farchitect

shortening of "fucking architect" and typically used to describe an architect who, through their incompetence, makes life difficult for everyone else.

I have to redesign the structure because the farchitect changed their mind again.

by Andrew Morrison February 18, 2008

Facky boohigger

When one of your friends or someone on youtube hurt themselves because its freaking hilarious they are then known as facky boohiggers

The entire cast of Jackass are all facky boohiggers

by Killnarnar February 8, 2015

Farcerony

Lying exuberantly; a farce. They particularly lie, significantly, about their net worth.

Daniel farcerony'ed his net worth. He says he has $600 000.00, but his credit card got declined for pepperoni and hot dogs.

by Kingsley Wess July 14, 2020

fack shipper

someone who ships Jack Dylan Grazer and Finn Wolfhard together

person 1: what r u
person 2: a fack shipper

by jaeden_is_candy February 25, 2019

FarChoo

FarChoo describes a sneeze combined with a fart. Since sneezes are involuntary, a sneeze will sometimes force a fart too. When this happens a farchoo occures.

Simply put : A farcho is when you sneeze and a fart slips out at the same time.

Joe: ::sneezing violently::
James: gesundheit!
James: ::sniff sniff::
James: Dude! Was that your ass?
Joe: Excuse me! I farchoo'd.

by Spider9485 September 29, 2005

parcel farce

Slang term for package delivery company Parcel Force. 'Farce' refering to the uselessness of their service.

Parcel Farce left my bloody package out in the rain again

by norman156 February 18, 2008