aids and fail

AIDS.

Acquired immune deficiency syndrome is a disease which is slow and painful to kill.

Its also a weight loss drug found commonly in Africa.

FAIL.

To fall short of success or achievement in something expected, attempted, desired, or approved.

AIDS and FAIL.

Combine the two and you get a creamy delicious filling of slow and painful death by ones own incompetence and/or stupidity.

Jimmy: "I just posted up a new youtube video to my myspace account of me having sex with my stuffed toy collection!

Tommy: "Dude that shit is so lame that it's filled with AIDS and FAIL!"

by MortisNai March 8, 2008

BCS failure

An NCAA football team that annually gets into the big BCS Bowl games over more deserving teams, and then proceeds to lose, often badly.

Well-known BCS failures: Oklahoma University, Ohio State University

by Brosef Stalin January 5, 2009

Epic Fail Troll

Someone who trys too hard.. and fails.. hard!!

camicio from alpha is an Epic Fail Troll

by jibbyjabby June 16, 2008

Failular phone

When you are in an area with little or no service and your call gets dropped or is never made in a time of need.

Colleen was in the subway and needed directions ASAP but her failular phone didnt work and she didnt get her dream job!

by bricol7000 November 3, 2008

Failureology

The subject which asian parents learn to tell who is a failure by just looking at their life choices

Kid:Hey dad which subject did you like the most?
Asian parent:Failureology
Kid:Well am i a failure?
Asian parent:*gets out belt* yes

by Haker 💀 November 19, 2022

high school failure

Someone who never shows up to class and misses a ton of assignments in highschools

Wow Dalton you never show up to school so you must be a ... High school Failure

by ITSYABOI666 September 26, 2017

Failbreed

What happens when two young people decide to have a baby.

1. Nina and Tyler were only fifteen but thought having a baby would be cool. Unsurprisingly, the result was a failbreed.

2. "See that dirty five-year-old in diapers crawling around the trailer court? Total failbreed."

by JAYN3 C0BB June 11, 2010