D.F.K.D.F.C.

Wrote on medical notes and stands for, Dont fucking know dont fucking care

"Nurse please Doctor Smith that i have seen his patient and im afraid its D.F.K.D.F.C."

by Pikey mullet September 19, 2005

F.I.L.F

(Fatty I'd Like (to) Fuck

A Very attractive overweight women extremely confident dresses pretty nice. F.I.L.F's are usually only 20-40 pounds overweight there in the chubby category.Most guys will admit freely without being embarrassed they got laid by a F.I.L.F.

Chris:Dang have you seen Brianna she a F.I.L.F material!

Joe:I'd totally bang her even though she's a fatty.

by Xanx101 December 15, 2009

F.O.C.F.

F.O.C.F is the shortened abbreviation of Five O'Clock Friday.

Hey man, you going to be at F.O.C.F. this week? Go to www.focf.info for more information!

by Boothkicker March 28, 2007

f'ing friday

The best day of the working week. The day before the weekend begins.

Thank god it's F'ing Friday!

by ukaaay July 14, 2015

F*ck Free February

You can’t f*ck anyone in the month of February

“Hey want to f*ck”

“Can’t its fff ( F*ck Free February)”

by tm14 November 13, 2019

F-22 fucker

A f-22 fucker is someone who puts their dick anywhere inside the f-22. If you anyone doing this they are to be eliminated or detained at once.

Look a that F-22 fucker, somebody stop him.
Sup F-22 fucker, or stay away from those towers.

by F@ckCaliforna13579 November 9, 2022

F.I.L.F.

Friend I'd Like to Fuck

Yo! Did you see my friend Shaniqua? That's a F.I.L.F. right there.

by bmaxxxxxx March 29, 2010