epic tense

1. A verb tense expressing epicness

2. Usage of archaic verbs to impart a sense of majesty or grand scale

3. A rebuttal used against Grammar Nazis with parade-pissingly bad timing

"No problems, my friend. It shall be done."
"Don't you mean it wil-"
"Epic tense. Shut the fuck up."

by RexR October 1, 2008

epic fail

when just everyday old fail just isnt enough

"I lost my phone in the river."
"Epic fail!"

by Natsumi_Yamagatia September 16, 2009

Entice-a-roni

A sarcastic term used to describe the process in which an individual attempts to impress a potential mate by preparing a just-add-water style meal from a box while dressing it up to look like a made from scratch dinner. This is a common phenomenon among individuals that have little or no cooking skill, but lack the common sense to order in when bringing home a date.

Steve: "My girlfriend is coming over, I'm gonna cook for her."

Bob: "You can't cook for shit, Steve."

Steve: "I'll make one of those quick oven bake dinners and add a little garnish to the side. She'll never know the difference."

Bob: "What, you're gonna impress her with a box of Entice-a-roni? Man you're a cheap-ass moron, order some chinese."

by DeathByBob September 28, 2009

epic history

Some event that would be so grand, it would surpass some or all of the most popular and influential known historical events. Reserved only for positive events, not negative ones. Most people exaggerate these events, especially under the influence of alcohol, which may backfire and become epic fail.

"Duuuude, I say we go fuckin' hang gliding over the grand canyon, it would be epic history!!"
"Actually, that would be epic fail if you ask me"

by nakker December 15, 2009

EPIC fail.

when a person or thing creates an ironic situation or is completely incompitent in doing an action.

Thhe staples employee didnt have staples in the stapler.

random kid: "EPIC fail."

A person trips.
other random kid: "EPIC FAIL!"

by .bre.ann.a. :D July 26, 2010

Epic Dail

when your failure is so bad that spelling "Epic Fail" the right way does not properly convey the severity of said failure.

Friend 1:So today, I asked out that new girl Pat. We're going to that fancy restaurant down the street tonight.

Friend 2:Dude... Pat is a guy.
Pat: *winks at Friend 1*
Friend 1:*shudders* help me!
Friend 3: *is passing by* EPIC DAIL!!!

by SuperSnailMan August 21, 2011

Epic Fail

A naive, lame and immature 16 year old with an ego bigger than Mt. Everest! Tries to act cute and bubbly towards people but is very judgemental and hates on people whom she's never met (in which, she tries to create drama with them via Facebook instead of up front to their face) Also has been known to ruin friendships between best friends by kissing ass to one and rejecting the other, thus resulting in more drama. Has a boyfriend who looks like a mole and creates terrible AMV's.

Person 1: this bitch who i've never even met who is friends with my best friend keeps trying to start shit with me, on facebook!
Person 2: sounds like you have an Epic Fail on your case

ANOTHER EXAMPLE

Person 1: i watched this AMV of Fruits Basket and it was nice except IT WAS TO A FUCKING GLEE SONG
Person 2: lol, did Epic Fail make it?

by honeyhoneyhowyouthrillme December 30, 2011