2 definitions by RexR

1. A verb tense expressing epicness

2. Usage of archaic verbs to impart a sense of majesty or grand scale

3. A rebuttal used against Grammar Nazis with parade-pissingly bad timing
"No problems, my friend. It shall be done."
"Don't you mean it wil-"
"Epic tense. Shut the fuck up."
by RexR August 7, 2008
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A person of incredible angst, often driven to share it with the world through shitty artwork or disturbing videos. Coined by webcomic Penny Arcade.
She cut herself just so she could smear the blood into the pages of her diary as an entry. What a necromartyr!

"This is my true form: the Necromartyr. I added the wings." - Penny Arcade strip

by RexR August 7, 2008
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