Email Hell

A email discussion among 5 or more people exchanging more than 20 emails per business day, discussing nothing in particular, lasting more than three months.

"Hey did you hear about Steve and his girl?"
"No, what happened?"
"They're getting back together. Didn't you read email hell?"
"Meh, I had a meeting yesterday afternoon and I'm 138 messages behind."

by EmailHell October 26, 2006

Ebil

A person trying to be evil.

Muahahahaha! I am so ebil!

by laugeinggirl July 20, 2009

Email Swirl

Used to define an email thread that becomes unmanageable, unending, and painful. A defining element of any circle swirl, is the fact that the initial question gunned down by eroneous crap, causing the person w/the inquiry to leverage telephony to address the problem.

Darrin emailed his colleague Eileen for assistance with a work related problem. Unfortunately, Darrin cc'd his project team and an email swirl ensued. Darrin had to finally call Eileen directly, to obtain the needed response.

by John Spenker March 4, 2008

emailnesia

1. when you sit down at your computer to type an email but forget what you were going to send and to who.

2. when you get up from your computer and forget what you just read in your email.

"oh crap. i was going to send out a very important email, except i forgot who i am sending it to! i must have emailnesia"

by noah l October 20, 2008

Emilandrea supreme

When Two girls run down the hall way naked fighting over the majical dildo of Narnia. Whomever finds the spectacular item makes hundereds of babies with barkin( the evil big black dog of the mountain who shoves guda cheese up butts)

I saw emilia and andrea do a emilandrea supreme on sunday. Wow those girls love the dick.

by ANDreas and emilias sex tape October 28, 2009

Emblingen

Transitive verb - to be encrusted or coated with bling. Can refer to a person, describing the amount of bling worn by said person, or to an object that is heavily bejeweled.

Example 1:

Guy#1: "Yo, did you see the crucifix the pope was wearin' in the popemobile the other day?"
Guy #2: "No."
Guy #1: "That s*!%& was emblingened, son."

Example 2:

Girl#1: "That guy was FINE. Did you give him your number?"
Girl #2: "No, I make it a policy never to date any man that is more emblingened than me."

by Mavis Bodacious September 16, 2010

email spelunking

The act of doing a deep dive into your email folders in the attempts to retrieve information.

I engaged in email spelunking while trying to find that invite to my brother's wedding.

No email spelunking allowed while crossing the street. It can be life-threatening!

by powerofslow August 23, 2012