Facebook Paranoia - Noun. - unfounded or ill-founded fear of (1) unauthorized editing of one's Facebook (FB) account characterized by unflattering profile pics or socially deplorable interests by hackers or prankster friends; (2) misinterpretation of FB communication due to lack of voice inflection, especially in private messaging; (3) seizure and hoarding of drunken/out-of-context photos by others for future blackmail; (4) being caught in a lie when your off-FB conversations are countered by another's cognizance of your FB information; (5) unintentionally revealing oneself as a stalker by acknowleging awareness of another's interests or recent activities only noted on FB, especially when involving a crush/casual hook-up;
Facebook paranoia situation 4 - John to friend while at gym: "Sorry I couldn't watch the game with you guys last night, I was putting nitro in the Mustang." Friend: "Dude, don't lie, I totally saw your girl's wall post to her friend that you were watching The Notebook last night with her and that you cried during the love-making scene."
Facebook paranoia situation 5 - Girl: "My friend and I were talking about going to a movie later this week, if you don't have to work maybe you can join us?" Boy: "Oh yeah, I've been wanting to see Zoolander too and I don't have to work Thursday!!" Girl: "Um....how'd you know.....?"
Facebook paranoia situation 5 - Girl: "My friend and I were talking about going to a movie later this week, if you don't have to work maybe you can join us?" Boy: "Oh yeah, I've been wanting to see Zoolander too and I don't have to work Thursday!!" Girl: "Um....how'd you know.....?"
by Jeannette2 May 28, 2008
Get the Facebook Paranoia mug.An acquaintance or friend from a previous phase of your life with whom you are "friends" on Facebook. Without Facebook they would have drifted entirely out of your mind-space except for very occasional "remember that guy?" reminisces. But because of Facebook, they continue leaving attenuated mental impressions on you.
This term isn't meant to include old friends who you don't see often but to whom you have a deep connection. Also, Facebook ghosts can become real friends and acquaintances again through a renewed connection or contact, often through Facebook itself.
This term isn't meant to include old friends who you don't see often but to whom you have a deep connection. Also, Facebook ghosts can become real friends and acquaintances again through a renewed connection or contact, often through Facebook itself.
Gavroche: Who is that guy with the crazy hair who keeps popping up on your newsfeed?
Fantine: I went to High school with that kid, but I haven't talked to him in years. He's just a Facebook ghost.
Fantine: I went to High school with that kid, but I haven't talked to him in years. He's just a Facebook ghost.
by Johnny Popular November 25, 2011
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Phrase/term: the act of becoming a "Friend" or "Fan" of a person or entity on Facebook. A invitation/phrase used by Jib Slice to invite new Friends to his Facebook page.
by Jib Slice May 10, 2010
Get the Sit on my Facebook mug.Speaker 1: Yo, I saw you got that girl's number last night. Does she have any hot friends?
Speaker 2: Not sure, I'll find out right now because it's...FACEBOOK TIMEEEEEE!!!!
Speaker 1: ewwwwwwwww! Facebook Time!
Speaker 2: Not sure, I'll find out right now because it's...FACEBOOK TIMEEEEEE!!!!
Speaker 1: ewwwwwwwww! Facebook Time!
by Peaceful Souls December 9, 2012
Get the Facebook Time mug.An online network open to college students at certain universities. Students make up their own profiles which include a picture, name, birthdate, interests, and classes. They can then search for other students at their university or another university that has the facebook. One can add people they know or random people as their "friends."
Good for:
1.) Procrastinating
2.) Stalking
Good for:
1.) Procrastinating
2.) Stalking
Scenario 1:
Girl: Last night I didn't get any work done because I was looking at facebook all night!
Scenario 2:
Girl 1: I found that really hot guy from our history class on facebook last night!
Girl 2: Really?!
Girl 1: Yeah! His name is insert name here, he's in insert classes here, he's single and is looking for a relationship, friendship, dating, random play, or anything he can get! (options under relationship status and what one is looking for)
Girl: Last night I didn't get any work done because I was looking at facebook all night!
Scenario 2:
Girl 1: I found that really hot guy from our history class on facebook last night!
Girl 2: Really?!
Girl 1: Yeah! His name is insert name here, he's in insert classes here, he's single and is looking for a relationship, friendship, dating, random play, or anything he can get! (options under relationship status and what one is looking for)
by Amanda November 5, 2004
Get the Facebook mug.It was so dead at work today I facebookinied all afternoon till I hit the motherload on Veronica's friend Beth's Jamaican vacation pics.
by highway61 November 14, 2011
Get the facebookini mug.Someone who is always on Facebook and neglects thier job or family.
A person whose only social interaction with other people is through Facebook.
A person whose only social interaction with other people is through Facebook.
"Kim is constanly on Facebook at work and refuses to do her job. We need to get her out of her Facebook coma."
"Stu is hanging at home tonight and talking with his 'Facebook Friends' and not going out with us. He is in a Facebook coma."
"Stu is hanging at home tonight and talking with his 'Facebook Friends' and not going out with us. He is in a Facebook coma."
by Stu Mueller December 2, 2009
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