new earswick

New earswick is a place where one shall walk out side his or her house and be threatened at knife point or jumped, a nice place for anyone over the age of 45 but shit if you are under 17 then your most likely going to be robbed stabbed or just bottled / jumped, it has its bright sides like the shops, although you get mugged coming out side of the shops

Where do you live

In new earswick
How the fuck are you still alive?!

by Resident 101 February 4, 2018

Pixie ears

Someone with large freakish ears
They usually wear glasses and has grey hair aswell

Did you see that girl in Chemistry with pixie ears

by Chezza1234 October 19, 2020

Frying Your Ears

Listening to the Christian-rock band Skillet

Don't go frying your ears all night

by remyrocky October 3, 2010

Weird Ears

Ear that seem to be fused at the opposite end of the earlobe

BOX!! j00 gots W31rd eerz!!!!

by Justin June 24, 2004

earsex

*having sex in the ear*

No.

Hot guys.

EARSEX!

Everyone-"where"??

by you suck October 9, 2003

clam ears

When your ears are so big and stick out the side of your head so much that they resemble that of a clam shell.

Damn that kid has clam ears. (also a good nickname)

by AQUAMAN2.0 April 7, 2011

Muff Ears

When every sound you hear is an orgasm to you except white noise. a.k.a patrick

oi! patrick! You have muff ears!

by paulmakespasties September 12, 2006