Dumpster Fireism

TO believe in the dumpster fire god

Friend: Yo I'm Christian what about you?
You: Oh I believe in Dumpster Fireism
Friend: what is that-
You: It's to believe in our true god, the god of dumpster fires
Friend: Are you high
You: No.
Friend: We're at a bar
You: No we're in my house :D

by Sussy Baka INC. December 7, 2021

mayonaise dumptruck

Applying a thick and volumous load of mayonaise like consistancy cum on or around the chin of a sexual partner, whether male or female.

3 of the 10 men involved in the street bukkake were unable to leave a mayonaise dumptruck on the eager cum dumpster

by throbmelongtime July 20, 2009

Hair Dumpster

Hairy lady parts.

What did you do last night?

I went hair dumpster diving.

by thedcm August 14, 2011

Grump Dumpster

Someone who is grumpy and collects a lot of grump to dump on you. Has the negative connotations of the similarly pronounced "cum dumpster". They have grump all over their faces.

I wasn't trained in my job correctly and now all these grump dumpsters are coming down on me.

by daydemon March 5, 2013

backroad dumpster dive

The icky sticky intercourse one has just following roadhead in the dumpster behind a gas station.

Rick felt regret as he walked away from his backroad dumpster dive, not giving the homeless prostitute any change for her deeds.

by pseudofedup February 2, 2015

Donkey Dumpster

When some jackass continues to spew the same bullshit from their mouth, day after day.

If you don't shut your mouth, I'm going to punch you right in your donkey dumpster.

by cjf28cj September 9, 2016

Cum Dumpster

When he busts a load straight into your pussy and his cum just collectively adds up-eventually becoming enough to fill a dumpster

Beth doesn't make him use a condom, she's such a cum dumpster

by Aj4629472919176/ July 26, 2017