Ball of dried up, discarded toilet paper. Used for cleaning up male ejaculate. Usually found under, or around the bed of a teenage (or adult) male.
-How did your domestic cleaning job go today?
-Fine, but there were a lot of Jizz Dumplings under his bed.
-Fine, but there were a lot of Jizz Dumplings under his bed.
by IodineJupiter October 26, 2018
Get the Jizz Dumplingmug. by Vintage_Warhawk May 13, 2019
Get the Dumplemug. The act of making your penis fully erect after diner and encrusting your cock in sugar, then taking said cock viciously fucking your significant other in the ass and then taking the shit and sugar crusted erection shoving it into her mouth and then cumming inside her mouth
Me: hey you know my girl
Him: yeah why what happened
Me: after diner I gave that bitch a primitive sugar dumpling
Him: damn you are a sick degenerate fuck
Me: :)
Him: yeah why what happened
Me: after diner I gave that bitch a primitive sugar dumpling
Him: damn you are a sick degenerate fuck
Me: :)
by King anal hair November 24, 2021
Get the Primitive sugar dumplingmug. by Flexed May 7, 2017
Get the The golden dumplingmug. Had the lads over last night, they fed the wife's bedlington terrier 3 bowls of vindaloo, woke up this morning and the kitchen floor is covered with satan's dumplings!
by Big Jack's Bollocks May 14, 2017
Get the Satan's dumplingsmug. A girl's ass that's very dimpled
Hey guy, I was hoping for a tight onion but I a got a dimpled dumpling.
My that chic used to have a tight onion but now it's just a dimpled dumpling.
Marcus, that girl used to have a tight onion but three kids later it's a dimpled dumpling.
My that chic used to have a tight onion but now it's just a dimpled dumpling.
Marcus, that girl used to have a tight onion but three kids later it's a dimpled dumpling.
by Chief of Geist July 23, 2023
Get the Dimpled Dumplingmug. A form of foreplay in which a female places her mouth around a man's clothed genitals and blows hot air. The result is a steamed dumpling.
Ian went crazy when he got his first steamed dumpling.
It's freezing in here; can you give me a steamed dumpling?
I got my dumpling steamed!
It's freezing in here; can you give me a steamed dumpling?
I got my dumpling steamed!
by Dumplingsteamer May 4, 2010
Get the steamed dumplingmug.