Jizz Dumpling

Ball of dried up, discarded toilet paper. Used for cleaning up male ejaculate. Usually found under, or around the bed of a teenage (or adult) male.

-How did your domestic cleaning job go today?

-Fine, but there were a lot of Jizz Dumplings under his bed.

by IodineJupiter October 26, 2018

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Dumple

The large dough ball you pull dumplings out of.

Hold up let me get the dumple so we can make Chicken and Dumplings

by Vintage_Warhawk May 13, 2019

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The act of making your penis fully erect after diner and encrusting your cock in sugar, then taking said cock viciously fucking your significant other in the ass and then taking the shit and sugar crusted erection shoving it into her mouth and then cumming inside her mouth

Me: hey you know my girl
Him: yeah why what happened

Me: after diner I gave that bitch a primitive sugar dumpling

Him: damn you are a sick degenerate fuck
Me: :)

by King anal hair November 24, 2021

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The golden dumpling

When a guy teabags a girls asshole

Dude I had the best night last night.

Oh really? What did you do?
I gave Janet 'The Golden Dumpling'

by Flexed May 7, 2017

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Satan's dumplings

A term for dog faeces

Had the lads over last night, they fed the wife's bedlington terrier 3 bowls of vindaloo, woke up this morning and the kitchen floor is covered with satan's dumplings!

by Big Jack's Bollocks May 14, 2017

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Dimpled Dumpling

A girl's ass that's very dimpled

Hey guy, I was hoping for a tight onion but I a got a dimpled dumpling.

My that chic used to have a tight onion but now it's just a dimpled dumpling.

Marcus, that girl used to have a tight onion but three kids later it's a dimpled dumpling.

by Chief of Geist July 23, 2023

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