Keg Drum 

A term used to define a barrel of keg, which at this point the keg remains as an alchoolic drink. Used in this way because of the form of the barrel, similar to a musical drum.

Man if you go look at that PUB's basement, you will se a really big Keg Drum. I could drank from it all night long.

Keg Drum by Norton2 December 9, 2008

Snowglobe drum set 

Over time the little chips of drumstick fall on the ground around your drums can leave you with a snowglobe drum set.

You should get those aluminum drumsticks. I mean just check out your floor. You have a snowglobe drum set.

Snowglobe drum set by iloveitwhenyoucallmebigwhopper September 25, 2009

The Drum Roll 

When a woman farts in the seated position and the gas exits through the front instead of the back, becoming trapped in the frontal region. She then heads to the bathroom to shit and upon first push, produces a quif... The Drum Roll.

Harriet realized it was time to go when she let a short pre-shit rip out while sitting on the couch. She headed to the bathroom and upon sitting down gave a little push, and out came The Drum Roll before the big event.

The Drum Roll by KSkrill September 6, 2014

boner drum 

When smack your dick on the top of your bitches head or ass

Bitch: hey nice to meet you im Jen
Guy: I'm gonna boner drum the shit out of you

boner drum by Jmaddfox July 20, 2016

rusty drum 

The act of tounging a male asshole while patting or "drumming" the testicles

Doug gave me a fantastic Rusty drum last night before i gave him a rusty trombone

rusty drum by Caźzoo August 26, 2017

female drum machine

When you use drumsticks to hit a girls body part

Thomas: Yo I just got a female drum machine in my house. It sounds so awesome and satisfying
John: what do you mean
Thomas: so if I hit her boobs with my drumstick it will make a squishy sound if I hit her in the ass it will make a bass drum sound if hit her in the the stomach it will make a snare drum sound.
John: damn I wish I had one

female drum machine by Fireguy47 September 4, 2018

Bass drum style 

When you stick your dick in her pussy from the side,as if you were hitting an actual bass drum. Not too hard. Not too soft. Just right. Like a fucking jar of pourage. But remember kids,wear a condom.

Joo: Dawg I heard you smashed her,Bass drum style?

Me:Damn right homes. Bass drum style.

Joo: teach me dawg. No homo.

Bass drum style by Mr. K And The Bitches June 30, 2019