driving the bus

the act of hurlage. Vomiting.

"Wow, was I ever driving the bus last night after that 5th Long Island Iced Tea"

by Zanner September 20, 2005

Driving Ms. Daisy

You are driving and your girlfriend is sitting in the backseat, and she proceeds to jerk you off.

Martin: Dude, why is Julie sitting in the back seat?

Malcom: She just gave me the "Driving Ms. Daisy"!

Martin: No shit! I thought you'd just spilled chowder on the upholstery...

by MarineBiologistSorta April 12, 2009

cat driving a school bus.

A situation that makes little to no sense.

Man, out of nowhere, a dude threw a pop-tart wrapped in bacon and underwear at me. Cat driving a school bus man...cat driving a school bus.

by aotsviewer September 22, 2010

Drudge driving

The act of reading the Drudge Report on your BlackBerry or similar smartphone device while operating a motor vehicle.

Damn. After reading about Obama's latest scheme to piss me the hell off on my Berry while I was heading South through Marietta last night, I suddenly heard the wail of a black and white crank up and realized that I had been caught Drudge driving.

by Best Buy's Boss Man August 30, 2009

driding

When a person asks a friend to hide their cell phone so the person doesn't make any regrettable phone calls or send any incriminating text messages while severely intoxicated.

Thank you so much for driding my cell phone last night, I probably would've tried to get back with Lindsey.

by LaxerFromTN May 25, 2009

self-driving cars

Something I hope becomes mainstream in the near future

Wouldn't it be cool if everyone had self-driving cars

by Dubiks February 18, 2019

driving the bus

To be draped over a toilet ridding yourself of the last several hours of food and drink consumption.Name comes from the image of a person kneeling in front of a bowl, with arms draped around the rim, and head focused down in the vomit position, similar looking to a bus driver leaning forward with his/her arms draped around the rim of the steering wheel.

After a long night of tequila shots, Fred was driving the bus until 4 A.M.

by Bub Soda, kudos to Czyzyciewcz September 21, 2005