Diserens

If anyone has this last name, immediately blow them. Its a law. Check it up

Girl 1: Shit, that's Mr. Diserens
Girl 2: O snap, i guess we have to blow him
Girl 1. I second that

by Jambab ,am March 19, 2009

n00bian desert

A desert in South Ayrshire (Scotland), where the very most criminal n00bs are sent into exile.

that n00b was dropped in the middle of the n00bian desert, in Ayrshire, it's hard survivin in Ayrshire

by Malakand_man November 17, 2009

Desert Chili

A slimy pile of Diarrhea left in abandoned desert shanty-house; typically in areas that have no restrooms within a 20 mile radius.

Freddy had to take a shit on the way to Las Vegas, and could not find any bathrooms. He found an abandoned house, and left a Desert Chili in the fireplace.

by Iscrae May 11, 2014

desert sushi

When someone eats out a girl, but she is dry.

Taylor went to his girls house for a good time, but he got some desert sushi.

by Docretier May 2, 2017

Dragging Balls Across The Desert

This versatile term is used to exaggerate slowness of time, procrastination, or general suckiness of an event or activity. Derivitive of the phrase "dragging balls."

James: "Dude, how long until this class is over?"

Marc: "About half an hour."

James: "WOW, seriously? We've been here for like two weeks! This class is dragging balls across the desert."

by McClaggenfeldson August 14, 2009

blue waffle desert

Where a man has sexual intercourse with a woman who has the infamous blue waffle disease and blows his load all over her vagina. Then he eats it like it is a frozen desert.

John decided to have a blue waffle desert so he went on craigslist. He found a prostitute who had the blue waffle disease and set up and appointment. Man is he one happy guy.

by hugecockville4 September 22, 2012

Palm Desert

1.) A city in California very close to Palm Springs with many fancy houses and things to do.
2.) A highschool (PDHS) where gorgeous girls call themselves fat, then throw up. (see Palm Desert High School)

1.) "I'm rich and I live in Palm Desert."

2.) "OMGGGZZZZZ I'm soooo fat! Ewww everyone at Palm Desert hates me! Ewwww!!!"

by Miss Disaster November 3, 2005