Donkey Punchers

The coolest geocaching group in Merced, CA. Known for being unable to find the easiest of caches, and often resort to calling other people for clues.

Person 1-"Dude i dont know where this cache is, someone must have stolen it."

Person 2-"Man, if we keep this shit up were gunna end up like the Donkey Punchers."

by Night Owl920 September 25, 2010

Wet Donkey

when your on the toilet and you do a shit that touches the water before you break it off. depending on the water level of you toilet it can be up to 30cm long. also known as cliffhanger

"I just pumped out a wet donkey"

by Bevo the jumpman December 31, 2009

wage donkey

An individual who is stuck merely being a cog in the wheel, content with their own mediocrity, unable to progress up the ladder and usually unaware of their social standing.

Hey John, I hear you are still doin the graphic design thing? Yea, I never thought i'd be a wage donkey but this job has proven otherwise.

by pet sounds December 10, 2008

Flying Donkey

The key to a "flying donkey" is an audience, much like the Bullwinkle.

The Flying Donkey is performed like this:
The male kneels on the surface of intercourse so he's sitting on his heels. In this position he is fully inserted in to the female who is on her back with her buttocks on the male's thighs. At the moment of climax, the male makes flapping motions with his arms and produces a sound like a donkey trying to overcome gravity.

... and then I got her in my lap, threw my arms out, and did my best flying donkey!!

by nega October 22, 2004

harley donkey

when you tie someone to the floor, then poop on their chest and head

jane did a harley donkey to david and it was smelly!

by Mr. Dude June 21, 2004

donkey penis

a very large penis or cock

Holy shit look at rynes donkey penis

by fakebird January 21, 2008

Donkey Douche

A person who is already percieved as an ass who also exhibits the behavior of a douche with an unnecissary amount of zealousness.

A person who exceeds the normal parameters of doucheness.

Jim is a total donkey douche for telling my boss that I was high on crack.

by dxh September 30, 2010