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Bossman Dong
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by Nick Guurr April 9, 2020
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Doodle Dong

A type of Mexican hot dog water that hits the center of your belly button when your feeling hungry
YO MAN YO GRANDMA JUSTS HITS ME WITS A DOODLE DONG
by ZentonicleYT.com February 11, 2020
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Magnum Dong

A phrase referring to the massive cock attached to my waist
Wow my Magnum Dong feels happy today
by godpleasehelpme October 10, 2020
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weather dong

When a meteorologist inadvertently captures and shares a radar images of storm development that resembles a brightly-hued phallus. Dirty-minded viewers quickly take screen caps or phone pictures featuring the meterologist and his/her dong and shares them. They very often go viral. Weather dongs are common when reporting weather developments along Tornado Alley (Florida and south-central U.S.).
That's a hella severe weather dong. Meteorologist Mike Morgan says it's coming in about three hours. Gonna be a bumpy ride.
by Chilly Durden June 2, 2017
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deep donged

When a vagina takes on a large penis. The end result is deep donged.
Heard at the water cooler....why is Katie walking so bowl legged today? .....I bet she got deep donged last nite!!
by P bear delite January 9, 2017
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Demon Dong

A very large hulk sized penis.
Person 1: hey man look how far Adam is stood away from the urinal

Person 2: yeah he's definitely got a demon dong
by AbsoluteBantorLad January 26, 2017
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dong off

A dong off is a challenge between two or more men slapping each other in the face with their penises.
"Yo, wanna have a dong off?"
by TheDawgMann February 4, 2017
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