Dong Watching

The art of watching a mans crotch for big dong

I was dong watching on the patio at mo's, and that dick was bigggg!

by Txbred September 30, 2015

Dong Rip

When you are trying to abstain from smoking weed but you Jones for a bong hit and so to fill that need to hold a loaded bong in one hand and looking at it longingly while you suck a dogs dick.

"Dude, I've got a pee test coming up so I've switched to taking Dong rips."

Did you hear about Kevin? Dude's been doing too many dong rips the ASPCA is bringing up charges.

by $100 bill September 30, 2019

Doodle Dong

A type of Mexican hot dog water that hits the center of your belly button when your feeling hungry

YO MAN YO GRANDMA JUSTS HITS ME WITS A DOODLE DONG

by ZentonicleYT.com February 11, 2020

dilly dong

When you are doing your chick in the butt and your dink gets coated like a dilly bar from Dairy Queen.

I put it in her butt and all I got was a dilly dong.

by clownpenis September 28, 2013

dong do

a person, usually singular that reeks of a certain smell, usually relating to onions or farts

hey dude, you smell like dong do today... take a shower bro

by cazpers January 7, 2023

Nut dong

When you're about to nut inside a girl and she pulls your sack down so you last a little longer.

Helen: Steve was about to blow his load and I gave him a nut dong.

Ashley: well at least you got 5 more minutes out of him

by Jimmybulger December 5, 2016

Dong Pool

Can happen accidentally during ferocious docking or by intent. Dong pool is when you power thrust your dick into your male partners nut sack effectively knocking one ball into the other ball and causing the latter ball to launch back into your partners butthole.

Hint:
Try this move in an all male foursome in lieu of the classic pool game “eight ball”. However the goal is still the same. Knock a pair of balls into someone’s butthole with your dick!

“Hey babe, I’m going to go play some dong pool with the bros after the Luke Bryan concert. Don’t wait up!”

by Sven’s D May 27, 2019