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get donged

a thing that super smash bros players and child rapists say.
child: *exists*
child rapist: GET DONGED
by pp touch master March 7, 2019
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Dong Pool

Can happen accidentally during ferocious docking or by intent. Dong pool is when you power thrust your dick into your male partners nut sack effectively knocking one ball into the other ball and causing the latter ball to launch back into your partners butthole.

Hint:
Try this move in an all male foursome in lieu of the classic pool game “eight ball”. However the goal is still the same. Knock a pair of balls into someone’s butthole with your dick!
“Hey babe, I’m going to go play some dong pool with the bros after the Luke Bryan concert. Don’t wait up!”
by Sven’s D May 27, 2019
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Dong Rip

When you are trying to abstain from smoking weed but you Jones for a bong hit and so to fill that need to hold a loaded bong in one hand and looking at it longingly while you suck a dogs dick.
"Dude, I've got a pee test coming up so I've switched to taking Dong rips."

Did you hear about Kevin? Dude's been doing too many dong rips the ASPCA is bringing up charges.
by $100 bill September 30, 2019
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weather dong

When a meteorologist inadvertently captures and shares a radar images of storm development that resembles a brightly-hued phallus. Dirty-minded viewers quickly take screen caps or phone pictures featuring the meterologist and his/her dong and shares them. They very often go viral. Weather dongs are common when reporting weather developments along Tornado Alley (Florida and south-central U.S.).
That's a hella severe weather dong. Meteorologist Mike Morgan says it's coming in about three hours. Gonna be a bumpy ride.
by Chilly Durden June 2, 2017
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deep donged

When a vagina takes on a large penis. The end result is deep donged.
Heard at the water cooler....why is Katie walking so bowl legged today? .....I bet she got deep donged last nite!!
by P bear delite January 9, 2017
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Demon Dong

A very large hulk sized penis.
Person 1: hey man look how far Adam is stood away from the urinal

Person 2: yeah he's definitely got a demon dong
by AbsoluteBantorLad January 26, 2017
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dong off

A dong off is a challenge between two or more men slapping each other in the face with their penises.
"Yo, wanna have a dong off?"
by TheDawgMann February 4, 2017
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