Dionte

sexy and pulls a lot of girls and looks better than erimais

dionte you are szexy

by #endgame2.0 April 29, 2019

Doing a Shoma

Expecting the other party to do what you are supposed to, because you think you *are* the better person.

- Could you move your chair please? So I could pass.
- No. you can go around it. Duh.
- Oh dangit! You are Doing a Shoma on me.

by The friend of Shoma June 26, 2021

Doing The Josh Hawley

When you tug your cock and balls in-between your legs so it looks like you have a vagina.

He was dancing in front of a mirror, doing the Josh Hawley, wondering what real men do on weekends.

by Mentos the Freshmaker November 8, 2021

what doin

1) Tell someone to stop doing what they are doing

2) Literally, asking someone whats up.

1) "Hey bro what doin! Not cool bro"

2) "Hey bro, what doin?"

"Nothing much man"

by immortal2216 September 23, 2013

i should be doing homework

What you're thinking. Usually thought with a computer sitting by said homework.

I should be doing homework but instead I'm on urban dictionary because it's more interesting.

by 2112iskewl November 14, 2015

doinkle

A noun, another name for the male genital. Thought-up by Ekykens on the General Any Topic. He pointed out that another posters name who was called "Shpadoinkle" had "doinkle" in his name, which sounded like another word for the male genital.

Ekykens took Shpadoinkle's doinkle in great rage!

by Ekykens December 28, 2005

Doing a Roberts

Wandering aimlessly around the office, avoiding work and occasionally pretending to make a 'very important' phonecall

"Where is he? This report was supposed to be finished an hour ago!"
"He's was here a second ago - He must be doing a roberts"

by chichesterfield October 5, 2007