Doctor Chin

A doctor who does plastic surgery on himself and others to gain their double chins. :))))

Ew your double chin looks horrendous! Go see Doctor Chin for a replacement

by Hyun-Jae May 21, 2020

Doctor Jennys

A quirky, sexy controversial new kind of female physician who offers chardonnay vaccines to treat and prevent COVID rather than the current FDA approved options. Doctor Jennys recruit patients using ride share apps and Bumble. Doctor Jennays are known to casually vape during patient consultations or sip on white claws during examinations. Doctor Jennys are the Covid 19 update to the naughty nurse cliche whose unorthodox vaccine methods are sending many clients to rehab with COVID.

“Yo my new doctor is one of those Doctor Jennys bro, she didn’t remember I was her Uber driver last week and invited me up for a hookup then had no idea who I was when I came in for my COVID vaccine. For reals she vaccinated me with white wine instead of the COVID vaccine, winked then asked if I deliver for Uber eats on my way out.”

“Dr Jenny will cure all of your ailments and then some haha”

by #stayholm February 7, 2022

slop doctor

A person who is unusually dirty, scummy, or all around nasty

man, did you smell that fucker?
Yea, he's one hell of a slop doctor

by thunder balls November 29, 2009

Phone Dictator

Someone who even though they are not physically with will dictate your day using a phone calls.

Boss: I'm not in today I'll be working from home.
Me:(yeees) OK I will speak to you tomorrow.
Phone rings 2 minutes later
Boss: Are you ok.
Me: Yes Fine.
Boss: Well you'd better start cleaning.
Me: (grr) Ok
10 Minutes later phone call
Boss: What are you doing are you ok.
Me: YES I am doing what you asked.
Until 37 phone calls later on in the day.
Boss: Are you ok.
Me: YEEEEEESSSSSS I'm FINEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!
Me: You may as well of come to work.

Boss: Why you seem to cope well with out me.

Me: You are an evil Phone dictator.

by Fairydurt August 5, 2011

Party Doctor

Colloquial term for medical professionals at the forefront of a cultural phenomenon indigenous to Kingston, Jamaica. These individuals are residents-in-training who concurrently promote social events with equal vigor. It is not abundantly clear to the untrained eye whether the ulterior motive of their "second job" is accelerating social mobility or soliciting future patients.

"The party doctor has a long weekend ahead of him. He is booked for surgery on Saturday morning and will be attending a pool party, that he promoted, on the same evening. His assistant recently informed me of this.

P.S: The price of admission is $50 if you're interested in attending the party."

by đ.£Σξ™ July 24, 2015

The Doctor

The Doctor is a Time Lord from the planet Gallifrey. He has a blue box called the TARDIS (Time And Relative Dimensions In Space), the TARDIS is a Time Machine which goes anywhere in Time And Space. Time Lords have a little thing called regeneration where the Time Lord changes appearance but keeps most mental thoughts.

To call someone "The Doctor" the individual must have extreme knowledge of one topic, so if someone was smart you'd say -

"Calm Down mate, Are you The Doctor or something"

by Klonky February 6, 2019

you doctor yet?

what my fucking parents asks me every 2 seconds

father: son, you doctor yet?
son: dad, what the fuck it's just been 2 seconds!
father: just tell me, you doctor yet?
son: no? im just 11
father: OK GET OUT OF MY HOME, I WILL USE THE ASIAN GRADING SYSTEM. F FOR "FIND A NEW FAMILY"

by awesome_ballsacks420 April 20, 2022