Call of Du-date

When two people (usually guys) start talking about Call of Duty, exchange gamertags or whatever the hell PS3 calls it, and set a definitive time to play. Easier to arrange than normal dates.

Mac: Hey what are you gonna be doing after work?

Tod: Just got that Black Ops son.

Mac: NO SHIT?? Me too, XBOX or PS3??

Tod: XBOX 360 all the way dude.

Mac: Oh dude give me your gamertag and we'll rape some cats later.

Tod: It's a call of du-date.

Mac: Ok fag, hit me up later.

by pureglaucoma January 5, 2011

$8.00 Date

Between two men where one man needs lunch money, and the other wants a mental snapshot of the other's anus.

The rules are simple. For $8.00, one man spreads his cheeks and the other gets a 15 second peek at his hole.

You can look, but don't touch.

"Hey Brian, you want an $8.00 date?"

"Sure Tom."

Brian pays Tom $8.00, and Tom spreads his cheeks for 15 seconds. Win-win.

by None4MeThanks January 8, 2011

slut date

A girl that lets you fuck her without you really knowing her.

Have you ever met Cari? Yeah I know that slut date.

by JayDay October 13, 2006

Date with Palmala Handerson

Males using their hand to 'jack off', that is holding their dicks and moving their hand back and forth.

Last night I had a date with Palmala handerson.

by Scott Boose April 17, 2008

bitch date

When a guy thinks he's going out to a date with a girl, but it turns out she just wants to "hang out and chat" like he's one of the girls.

So I went out with Sarah, but it turned out to be a bitch date. All she did was talk about girl stuff and asked me how to ask out my friend.

by Mister Darcy December 8, 2005

sexpiration date

The time when an individual needs to stop having sex.

"Omg did u see that old lady in the club tonite?"
"O yea. She is way pass her sexpiration date"

by T.S.E. May 29, 2008

stealth date

1. stealth date -(noun) A date where one of the two people doesn't know it's a date, i.e. trying to come in under their radar; a date that one or both people don't admit is a date

2. stealth dating -(verb)a.k.a. 'stealthing'- Dating someone (or thinking you are) without telling them; deliberately misleading the other person as to romantic intentions; dating someone without admitting to them, your friends, or yourself that you are actually dating

He said he was okay just being friends, and then I found out he was stealth dating me!

What? She insisted on paying? That was a stealth date!

Amy said you two never dated, but you guys were stealth dating.

by Trulee & Christie December 10, 2008