One Direction

The Worlds worst boyband they can't sing they can't dance and all the fans love the ugly curly haired one, whenever something bad happens they all go mad like when they get girlfriends. The fans attacked TWFanmily when they came out of The Wanted tour because they are all Twats.

Directioner: OMG Harry is going out with caroline flack! We have to kill her now! One Direction have to stay single for me!

TWFanmily: Max Is getting married to Michelle Keegan I'm so happy I can't wait for the wedding!:)

by Love The Wanted! October 27, 2012

One Direction

Five clean cut X-Factor rejects that couldn't last on their own, so Simon Cowell slapped them together, and One Direction was born. All you need to know is their music is soulless and migraine inducing, they're only famous because girls think they're cute, they're basically a group of British Justin Biebers', and their fans are insane.

They're the herpes of music - they just won't fuck off!

Reaction to What makes you Beautiful: "You don't know you're terrible."
Reaction to One Thing: "I need an aspirin."
Reaction to Live While We're Young: I'm going crazy, crazy, crazy, alright."

Conclusion: One Direction need a one way ticket to irrelevancy.

by OneDirectionSuck(andsodoyou) August 27, 2013

One Direction

Five Justin Biebers

Person 1: What is worse than a Justin Bieber singing?
Person 2: Five Justin Biebers singing!
Person 1: I don't think it would be possible for such abomination to exist!
Person 2: Well, we are living in a really messed up time. It is called One Direction.

by imthebestkthnx December 13, 2012

One Direction

A group of five Haploid Zygotes who will soon turn into Gaymetophytes

One Direction:

Louis Zygote

Harry Zygote

Niall Zygote

Zayn Zygote

Liam Zygote

by Tomlingay November 14, 2012

One Direction

5 gay guys pretending to be straight. Often sings in high pitched voices and songs that make you want to throw up run away to Israel only to find they play that song there too.

Woah dude! Dude you see those {gay) dudes over there! Totally a One Direction!

by Sadiethaskank November 3, 2013

One Direction

Crappy Ass Pop/Boy Band act, only famous for winning The X Factor, who are really just another manufactured "band" put there for girls to go crazy over.

One Direction have no place in the world of music-and just like their predecessors (Bieber, Jonas Brothers, Backstreet Boys, etc.) their success will fade soon and within a year or two they will be all but forgotten.

by GaaraoftheDamned November 27, 2012

One Direction

A Gay Boyband that wont be around next year.
They are a discgrace to music

Wow that band is shitty
Cant believe you listen to One Direction

by classicrock23 August 2, 2012