dildong ditch

When you, or your friend, ding ding ditches a house by using a strap on dildo to ring the doorbell.

Extra points for fucking your friend in the ass after ringing the doorbell. Your friend must finish before someone answers the door.

"What did you do this weekend?"
" I dildong ditched with my friend. He fucked me in the ass afterwards and I came everywhere. The old dude who answered the door was super surprised. It was awesome."

by CordizzleDick September 6, 2016

Sausage Ditch

A place of which to insert you're mighty walls banger!

After taking a leisurley stroll in the country, Samuel was pleased to come across Susans "sausage ditch" buried in the growling undergrowth!

by Sausage Gash. December 11, 2011

snip and ditch

When you discover somebody ain't shit, so you cut them off and run away.

I thought this dude was chill but he kicks cats for fun, so I had to snip and ditch that bitch.

by ClubChill April 2, 2017

Ditch or bitch

either you ditch and leave forever or you stay and bitch about it

Man you gotta ditch or bitch

by Hahabitch28 April 9, 2019

shit and ditch

This is when one sleeps with a female. After intercourse one waits till she is alseep. While asleep you lay a steamer in her mouth, if this doesn't awake her right away you can also perceed to insert your thumb into her anus, and then run away.

Man my ex girlfriend was being such a bitch lastnight i gave her the old shit and ditch.

by Mr nooglets January 25, 2009

dirt in the ditch

when you dont wipe your ass good enough you have dirt in the ditch

dirt in the ditch is shit in your ass crack

by Rick Bona October 21, 2009

ditch digger

fucking woman in the ass,cause queers should be outlawed, while holding their ankles by their head.

jamming a chicks ankles in her ears and givien her the "ditch digger."

by chugger42001 September 25, 2008