hide the deuce

While at the residence of a rude individual or bad host, producing a deuce and then wrapping it in a paper towel or sock and hiding it in such a way that will allow it to stink and remain uncovered for an extended period of time.

Man, Bob totally fucked me over on that beer run last night at the party so I played hide the deuce in his livingroom.

by Joseph B. May 15, 2005

do the deuce

To procure a twenty dollar lap dance.

"You're cute, honey. Let's go back into the Champagne Room, and do the deuce."

by D. Gould February 23, 2006

deuce

Intercourse and oral sex.

Like the KISS song says, "Your man is working hard, he's worth a deuce!"

by Smitty3 September 8, 2007

ace-deuce

Ace-Deuce,aka "Ace, Two" is a starting hand in Texas Hold-em, which is deceptively good because you have an ace, but it's really a pile of crap. It will fuck you over a lot, especially if someone else has an Ace with any card higher than a two.

Someone else; " I got two pair, aces and nines, what do you have?"
me: "Ace-deuce, fuck. I fucking hate ace-deuce."

by porneggs September 21, 2005

drop a deuce

The act of taking a dump, pinching a loaf or dropping the kids at the pool.

I had to go so bad that I was walking like a duck. I'll feel a lot better after I drop a deuce

by seymour heines February 28, 2008

Drop a Deuce

To defecate . To relieve one's self by fecal expulsion from one's anus.

Origin: the frase could have been allocated to this meaning due to the assertion that the dump would be or feel like it was a two pounder. Hence the word 'deuce'. Or, the more commonly accepted origin of this frase is a response to a euphemism for taking a crap: 'going # 2'.

I can't wait to get home so I can Drop a Deuce !

by Ian Callahan January 5, 2006

ace deuce

Another way of saying Ann Arbor (A²)

person 1: yo, where you from?

person 2: I'm from the Ace Deuce, nig!

by bitsy pookums September 16, 2010