cost defective

The opposite of "cost effective"; money spent on projects which ultimately backfire or fail; spending money in an ill-advised manner.

Board Meeting Speaker: People, we need to get back to basics. We need to become thrifty again! So, the board has approved the purchase of new, more environmentally-friendly furniture to replace all of our existing furniture, which we just bought new six months ago. We're going to multi-task by going green and saving green simultaneously. As a side-note...no raises for the next 2 years to help implement our new thrifty phase. Comments anyone?

Sarcastic Attendee: Yeah, sounds very "cost defective" to me!

by chickypoo247 September 30, 2012

immaculate defacation

Pooping after having not eaten since your last major poop.

"Yo, where's Jude?"
"He went to take another poop."
"None of us have eaten in the last 24 hours, and we all used the loo before leaving!"
"Bruh, it's an immaculate defacation!"

by TheCaptainWithTheAnchorTatoo March 12, 2017

Taylor Deflation

When all the blood in a man's penis instantly vanishes. In other words, when one goes from a throbbing boner to a turtle dick after experiencing a huge turn-off.
Coined in the 1999 rap song "Clemens" by Big Cletus

She made my cock soft like Taylor deflation when she sneezed on my balls down by the station.

by xXweedblazer69Xx May 8, 2018

contra-deception

The opposite of contraception, i.e. an unwanted pregnancy caused by a dishonest partner.

1. Shit! Dick said he was clipped, but now I'm pregnant. What contra-deception!
2. That bitch Jane said she was on the pill, but now she's prego. Contra-deception at its worst!

by euphemismo February 28, 2019

sexually defective

People who roll bowling balls down a slide into their testicles.

THAT FUCKING SEXUALLY DEFECTIVE ROLLED A RETARDED BOWLING BALL INTO MY FUCKING *cough cough* THE TESTICLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by xX 44100 Xx March 15, 2021

dark deception

a phrase used whenever something joyful has happened

person 1: The game ive wanted forever is on sale!
person 2: dark deception!

by DoorsOSofficial July 15, 2021

Switcheroo Deception

It is when medical science figures out how to remove the Adams apple in a sex change operation making the mans voice sound frilly which deceives the men who are blind to the fact that she is really a dude as medical science will one day deceive us all.

Last week I saw my neighbor wearing a dress. He came over this morning without an Adams apple. His doctor performed a switcheroo deception.

by Mr. Homophobia May 29, 2023