debate me

a common term used by conservatives so autistic they need someone to waste their time spouting obvious shit to them

"you think LGBT people are humans? HA! Silly libturd! debate me!"

by fuking_weed November 25, 2018

debian

my cat... named after a distro of linux

debian has a very big interest in my APC UPS.... Im afraid he will get shocked!!!!! its hard to keep him away!!!

by the network technicain you dont want to P--S off August 7, 2003

Presidential Debate

A presidentila debate is a debate between two most-likely presidenttial candidates. The objest of a debate like this, is to have the best lies, how many lies you have, and the efficiency of your lies.

This year, Hilary Clinton clearly lied 10 times better than Barack Obama. Therefore she won this years Presidential Debate.

by Harrison Talbot April 19, 2008

debation

Debating with yourself whether to commence masturbation or not.

I knew I was going to be home alone for a few hours, that's then the debation started.

by DCummings November 8, 2015

debt collector

Contrary to popular belief, the debt collector is not a jackass government worker, they are average people trying to make a buck. Although people think the debt collector is the asshole, the real asshole is the debtor. The debtor (aka anyone who owes a debt because they received a service which they in all their dumbassery think they don't need to pay for) is by far the dumbest person alive, believing that hanging up or telling the collector they dont have a job/moved far far away to save their stupid ass from being collected on will help, however, it will not as the collector can literally find out any sort of information on the debtor that they want, anything from where they work/live to their social security number the debtor is so dumb in fact that the collector becomes more and more depressed every day, not because the idiot debtor hurts their feelings, but because they witness firsthand the decline of the human IQ, which seems to decrease daily.

Debt Collector: Hi is Adam D***** there?

Debtor: What's this about?

Collector: I can only disclose the information to Adam.

Debtor: yeah, I get it, you can't say because you've been "dee-structed" to do so, right?

(this is an actual conversation I had with one of these morons)

by Broseph919191 December 15, 2011

Master Debater

Someone who is a master at debating, or arguing.

This person also tends to be an asshole, and is laughed at by friends and enemies alike, because the given nickname sounds like master bater.

Mitchell: I'm the Master Debater.

Mark: *laughs* I bet you are.

by CAT_MARK_1 January 11, 2008

debate

noun - It's like wrestling, but with words!

Sometimes they get on the wrestling bus, but not on purpose!

by Alan Barnes March 14, 2004