person1, ouch did you see that kid fall off his bike then?
person2, yeah he had a severe case of cycling deficiency
person1, still pretty funny tho
person2, yeah he had a severe case of cycling deficiency
person1, still pretty funny tho
by punkyroo March 30, 2011
Get the Cycling Deficiency mug.A desperate and extreme act of cockblocking, based on the kamikaze principle of self-destruction as an offensive technique. Cockikaze is the act of cockblocking with such power and zeal that you not only prevent others from getting any, but yourself as well. Can also be used as a title for anyone performing a cockikaze act, or as an adjective for extraordinary and reckless cockblocking behavior.
As a noun: "We gotta clear this party out before mom and dad get back. I'm gonna do a cockikaze; the dudes will leave if we can drive all the chicks out; none of them hoes are bangable anyway."
As a title: "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! My name is Commander Cockikaze, and I'm licensed and certified in the art of cockblocking. That means I'll be making sure nobody gets laid tonight, myself included!"
As an adjective: "This party is a complete clusterfuck. I had these two hotties on my jock, then some douchebag went totally cockikaze and tried to felch the neighbors' dog, and all the chicks left. Now it's a sausage fest!"
As a title: "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! My name is Commander Cockikaze, and I'm licensed and certified in the art of cockblocking. That means I'll be making sure nobody gets laid tonight, myself included!"
As an adjective: "This party is a complete clusterfuck. I had these two hotties on my jock, then some douchebag went totally cockikaze and tried to felch the neighbors' dog, and all the chicks left. Now it's a sausage fest!"
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latina: oh, baby let's make love
some asian: sure mamita
latina: oh no, this won't do, you have a cockito
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latina: oh no, this won't do, you have a cockito
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Boy : Let's try this new sex move I learned it's called Cockidickulus.
Boy : Let's try this new sex move I learned it's called Cockidickulus.
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