Spit the custard

"Spitting the custard" is the act of ejaculation.

Similar in usage to "jizzing" and "jizzed".

1: "She was totally asking for it, so I spat the custard on her back"

2: "Leigh loves it when you spit the custard all over her face"

by Invorta November 30, 2010

toffe and custard dognut

A marvelous creation that is usually bought from coopland's when someone is in a good mood.

yum yums toffe danish and a toffe and custard dognut mum must be in a good mood

by bagheadbench July 23, 2020

Rhubarb and custard

The act of sticking a piece of rhubarb into your vagina whilst someone nuts onto it

Me and Jeremy did the rhubarb and custard last night

by Boobmaster January 16, 2022

cushty

pron. "coosh-tee" or "coosh-dee" dep. on spelling

Means: good! Great! Sound! Brilliant!

Common in Portsmouth dialect. Often heard in the phrase "Cushty Mush" or "Cushty Mushdy" meaning "nice one mate"

Cushty, I got paid early this month!

by Henderson101 May 10, 2010

curity

pronounced "kurrity", it is short for "security." Widely used in the Bay Area to identify cops.

Run fool, curity's about to cop your ass if you don't go!
The curity was so strict up in here, they had to frisk my whole body.

by Baybyrd May 21, 2007

custard launcher

What the fuck do you think it means, you wanker? It means your penis.
Custard = your semen.

Man, look at that custard launcher...
I just came and my dick turned into a custard launcher

by ItsAllOgreNow July 26, 2014

custogeek

A customer-centric geek. One who has the technical nohow of a geek coupled with the ability to speak with customers on non-geek terms.

If only the IT field were filled with more custogeeks, we would all have a better time getting our computers fixed.

by Akeem Jenkins January 20, 2008