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Eyeing the Crop

My friends and I were eyeing the crop last night for sooooooooooooooo long.
by Kaptan SNAFU December 16, 2011
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Crotch Crop

In other simple terms it is your pubic hairs near your reproductive system
“Oh dude ...I gotta shave my crotch crop !”
by Del Taco Lord August 30, 2019
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Carolina crop circle

When one person (typically male) elects to get naked and have a group of (also naked) women stand around them in a circle while they pass thier flatulent gasses in said individual's general direction for the soul purpose of sexual fulfillment.
Friend #1: "Hey Mikey, you gonna make it out for my bar mitzvah next weekend?"

Friend #2 "Sorry bro I can't make it. I'm hiring a bunch of overweight prostitutes to give me a Carolina crop circle that weekend!"
by Adamclee123 October 28, 2021
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Crop Circle

When your cornrows have a bald spot.
"Snoop Dogg had to change his hairstyle so he wouldn't start getting a Crop Circle."
by IsItNeilWithAK September 4, 2016
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Crotch-Crop

When you use a messenger app (iMessage, Tinder, etc), and only men fill up your message feed.
"Did you see how hot that chick was? I'm sure she has a nice crotch-crop growing on her Facebook Messenger!"
by Sam Manion June 12, 2016
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crop dusting

Farting while walking. Usually to avoid blame. Since walking creates a substantial pocket of air to in your wake, it also helps to wave your hand in front of your anus to allow the fart to escape this vortex.
While on my way to the bathroom, I was almost caught crop dusting the office. To dissipate the smell, I causally waved my hand in front of my anus to allow the fart to escape the vortex.
by jawz101 February 5, 2019
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