bang crispy

to leave in a hurry or to only stay for a minute.

Amanda : "hey man i'm about to bang crispy."
Jacob: "you just got here?"

example 2:
Joe: "did you go to that party yesterday?"
Alexis: "yeah man, but i banged crispy."

by missmamie October 31, 2011

crispy

A deragatory term for a "christian."

Don't answer the door, it's just a crispy trying to sell their bible magazines.

by Jack Batemaster January 8, 2006

Crispy Creme

A kitty kat that has the IQ of a teacup.

Omgz, crispy cremez, cmere babey i wanna pet your back and throw you at this beautifully white wall. (crispy meows) yeah you meow you tiny little munchkin fucktard, just meow.

by Fumples September 21, 2007

cripy

One who touches themselfs abusivly and vioilently

OMFG He is cripying himself
Jesus look at that cripy go.

by Jim Bean May 13, 2005

crispy critter

A term used for old people whose brains are so fried that they can't think straight.

"That old crispy critter just pulled out and almost hit me!"

by rsed November 10, 2006

orange rice crispy

shredded up vagina. vagina that is bleeding excessively.

damn i smashed that vagina so hard it turned into a orange rice crispy

by $a-d-a-m a-l-l-o-w-e$ \m/><\m/ March 24, 2011

crispy coyote cooter crackers

a type of cookie or cracker that tastes like a crispy coyote cooter

-dude these crackers are so stale and gross
-i know, like coyote cooter
-they should just be called crispy coyote cooter crackers

by Bibi h February 15, 2008