Naked Cousin

naked cousin = cousin you are close enough you've been naked together. ( skinny dipping, changing clothes etc. )

naked cousin = a cousin so attractive you'd like to see him/her naked.

I've hung out with him all my life. He's even a Naked Cousin.

He got to be my Naked Cousin. That summer we went camping at the lake.

Man, I wish she was my Naked Cousin. She is so hot.

by NudenTx August 13, 2009

Tounge cousins

When a guy or a girl has swapped spit with the same person thier friend has.

That freaking tounge whore makes out with everyone when she's drunk. That makes you guys Tounge Cousins.

by 915 Outlaw November 14, 2009

Cunt Cousin

A girl who has slept with the same guy as you have. So you have therefore become cunt cousins because you've both had the same dick in your cunt.

"Jenny fucked Tom too, means me and Jenny are cunt cousins".

by wellwellwell September 22, 2012

Your cousin a muslim

The ultimate response to "your sister a mister". It beats every other insult in the world. If kim yong un tells Donald Trump " your sister a mister" he would probably answer " Your cousin a muslim". He will triggered third world war and USA economy will tear apart.

billy: "your sister a mister"
kenny: "No u "

billy: " No u"
kenny: "No u"
billy: " Your cousin a muslim"
kenny: *His head explodes and instantly fucking dies"

by juanbombel May 14, 2018

Cousin

The person you go bowling with

"Cousin, it is your cousin. Let's go bowling!"

by pleasepleaseplease February 22, 2017

Food's evil cousin

poop

I just met food's evil cousin. He says "hi".

by burntvillage June 21, 2008

Wiener cousin

Two men who have shared the same girl in bed.

Elvis: Hey I heard you had sex with brooke?
Devin: Yeah, Why do you ask?
Elvis: I did her too welcome to the family we are now WIENER COUSINS!

by humpdydumpty August 13, 2011