Consterbation

A person who conserves energy while masturbating so he or she can masturbate more later.

David focused on his consterbation carefully, anticipating many future masturbatory emissions in his not so distant future.

by Squirrelywolf October 10, 2018

Constipation

When it feels like Satan himself is trying to rip apart your asshole

"My constipation makes it feel like my asscheeks are getting demolished by a big black guy named requis"

by Succmyhorsecock October 25, 2020

constisyncrasy

Someone shitting their guts out.

Lun's constisyncrasy lead her to shit her guts out.

by taegeonn April 30, 2023

Task Constipation

Refering to a task or work load so large that all production comes to a stop.

This project is so immense that everyone is suffering from Task Constipation.

by Armyman1976 May 2, 2011

d & n construction

A group of over-ranked, elderly men that join together to play softball, consume large amounts of drugs and alcohol, and act better than everyone else.

Nate: Those D & N Construction guys sure know how to ride Pup's coat tail! ...But Juice is a good guy.

by TheLeonardbirdcall January 26, 2017

Worker's Constipation

What the term, "Worker's Compensation" is to Butt-Head on the Beavis and Butt-Head episode, "Work is Death".

{Burger World Manager}: Be careful in the kitchen, Burger world can not afford to pay out any more Worker's Compensation.

Butthead: Uhhh, Worker's Constipation?

Beavis: Yeah, yeah, I get that all the time at work when I can't take a poop.

by Telephony July 20, 2020

Coinstar Poor

The state of being so ridiculously strapped for cash, you're forced with one last option: scrounging for change so you can cash them in. Usually occurs towards the beginning of the week, after blowing your whole paycheck on fast food, booze, strippers and/or illegal drugs over the weekend.

Jake: Hey Dave, Britney and I are going out for sushi. Why don't you bring that chick you were hitting on Saturday night with us? We'll all go together!

Dave: Nah man, Saturday night I spent all my money on pizza and beer. I'm coinstar poor.

by brokeasajoke88 February 2, 2010