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Shit-Piss-Combo

The feeling of when you have to shit and piss at the same time thus being a Shit-Piss-Combo
where the fuck were you?
I was taking a shit piss combo

oh shit.
what is it?
I need to take a Shit-Piss-Combo!
by omfgwtfiwwye February 13, 2010
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comfortable

what rich people call being rich
(in british accent) we're not rich, we're just comfortable.
by double dickfart February 13, 2019
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Cold Cut Combo

The magical, mystical basis for Subway's business. It's a pre-slabbed "meat"nage trois of flavorless, slightly off-color turkey meat product. Supposedly kosher*. (*I am not a rabbi).
Dave: cold cut combo with no ham, please.
Girl: ummm, all the meat comes together.
Dave: can you just take the ham off then?
Girl: ummm, we can't tell which one is the ham.
Dave: ummm ...
by TotoMMB December 27, 2011
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Commodore 64

A glorified gaming console that masqueraded as a computer. While it had some computing abilities, it was the gaming as well as the awesome SID chip (made midi files look like crap) that made the system unique
Dave: Commodore 64 was a great computer
Scott: I look at it as more of a gaming console with a keyboard, but still an awesome alternative to the Atari, and even gave the first generation NES a run for it's money in terms of graphics and gameplay.
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Common Era

Abbreviated as "CE", it is a euphemistic replacement for Anno Domini (Latin: In the year of our Lord), or "AD". It is used to avoid having to reference Jesus Christ in the dating system we all use.

It's basically the same idea as saying "Holiday tree" instead of "Christmas tree". In otherwords, it's fucking pointless and lame.
John: It is now the year 2010 CE, or of the "Common Era". I guess this means we're just "common" people in a "common" era.

Peter: STFU, jackass, it's 2010 AD for fuck's sake.

John: Oh, that's right, shit.
by Jebusiteman May 19, 2010
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commodian

Someone who excels at toilet humor.
That woman is a straight-up natural commodian, having told toilet jokes since she first popped outta the womb!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 10, 2019
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