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Comfort

Kid: What does "comfort" mean?
Person: Look at this picture of Louis Tomlinson.
Kid: Ohhh, I get it!
by 28toinfinity December 23, 2021
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A comforting chimney sweeper

A comforting chimney sweeper referece to the sexuall act, where after taking a shit, Person B cleans Person A's rectum for any additional "crums" with their tongue
Person 1:I just had a comforting chimney sweeper done to me, pls help
Person 2: a what?
Person 1: .....
by Christ feisty 123 May 13, 2021
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comfort break

Damn, last night’s pizza didn’t go down very well, hey boss I’m going on a comfort break!
by Xoogster February 16, 2024
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comfort twenty

The pounds people put on when they're in a stable relationship.
Things must be good with Howard and Diane, he's packed on the comfort twenty.
by Dr. Bubba March 28, 2012
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Clit Comforter

A clit comforter is a slang term used in the Bay Area of California. It is the opposite of the term dick defender. Typically used for men who is in a relationship with a useless woman.

The man in this case becomes the provider and caretaker of the woman who has no respect or care for him or anyone else.

Just like a dick defender, the man keeps to woman around because she offers him affection or sex. The woman will use him for money, security, or for an excuse to experience the "housewife/stay at home wife" impression. She will abuse the man or manipulate him for her own purposes.

The man is desperate to remove the woman, so he will defend her in order to keep the relationship they have together. Another term for this is a clit keeper. Same as a dick defender or penis protector.
Son: Dad met this girl online and now she's moving in. She won't help around the house and shes eating all our food!

Daughter: I don't like her at all, she took my makeup without asking and she says dad will buy me new makeup. And he won't even listen to me!

Son: Dad is in denial, he won't see that she's just not a good woman for him.

Daughter: Dad is being a clit comforter.
by CalifornianJunk November 29, 2022
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comfort animal

An accessory worn by white American women to insure that they only attract mates that are as dumb, stubborn and lazy as themselves.
Why'd that chick bring a cat to a party?

It's her comfort animal, why-- ya' wanna hit that?

Ha-ha very funny.
by Ratched, RN September 12, 2019
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Comfortable

Waiter: "Comfortable sir?"
dad: "No no, Come for food."
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