Xaviera Hollander

A woman who's unashamed to profit from her sexual capital and who enjoys erotic and physical pleasure without apology.

From the author of THE HAPPY HOOKER.

A Xaviera Hollander will inevitably raise the hackles of scrunch-faced, needle-nosed puritans and their ilk.

by Putzionary June 27, 2016

Commander Husamafusama

To take one's face off the internet, place it on ms paint, and then to color all over it and make it look ridculous.

Hey Bob, look at this guy's face! I call him...Commander Husamafusama!

by maxman280 January 18, 2004

Commander Keen

The leader of the gay pride parade.

"Hey, look at the commander Keen leading out front."

by Mike ddawson November 30, 2007

cum commander

one who is higher den a cock soulja, dat which is a cock, a tru dick, one who can control a person to randomly cream dere pants...a tru cum commander...

hot damn...da SPEK n' CEMONE are two really krunk munsta cum commanders...wow i wish i wuz dat cool..skippy no0dle mayn...one day...now tho...im happy wit bein a cock soulja

by spek December 12, 2004

commanderdanger

A youtuber that looks like a caveman/ always looks like he/she is eating a warhead sour candy. Also used to describe Salty youtubers

A: Hey did you see that new video by pewdiepie?

B: Ya what a commanderdanger!

by Dnfman January 29, 2017

commander and queef

A girl who is amazing at queefing

I could hear your queef from the 3rd floor. You're the Commander and Queef!

by Asumedzulu August 21, 2015

Commander Jackoff

Taken from Ensign/Commander Checkov from the original Star Trek. Used to describe someone that masturbates a lot, because Checkov sounded a lot like Jackovv, which is now Jackoff.

Commander Jackoff likes to ride the Blunder Bus!

by Downvoting Victim April 8, 2006