Cluster-Kanuck

noun. A warrant service organized by a Kanuck which usually requires excessive amounts of time, numerous officers, and outside agencies. This occasionally results in an arrest after a prolonged time of sweet talking a wanted subject into custody. See also: Kanuckdrum or Kanucktrophe

"Im so glad I didn't get involved in that Cluster-Kanuck yesterday" - William
"Yea I would rather handle sector 2 calls all day than be involved in that hot mess" - Randy

by turd f3rgus0n March 1, 2018

cluster frigg

A multitude of things going horribly wrong in a short period of time within the same general activity -- mostly caused by stupidity.

Wow, that guy in the red truck really cluster frigged traffic this morning.

by brown g. November 21, 2010

clusters

disease

doctor: soz u have clusters

person: nooo

by EGB1 June 20, 2022

Cluster Fuck

An extremely fucked up situation

Adele: Caroline, this is a cluster fuck

Caroline: Ik

by Banur February 2, 2017

Cluster-fuck

1) A term used to describe a series of events or more than one in a collective group of fucked up situations that come together in one gigantic chaotic situation.

2) Term used to describe an orgy

3) A single clueless, air brained individual that inevitably messes up everything they touch.

1) My promotion to Supervisor and placed on salary along with the added extra hours has turned out to be one huge Cluster-fuck.

2) My Bro Ziggy and I banged three really hot chicks the other night in the most awesome and spontaneous sorority Cluster-fuck ever.

3) I let my girlfriend drive my car while hers was being serviced and she slammed into a parked police car while reading a text from her BFF and turns out the bitch had a suspended license for the exact same violation three other times, what a cluster-fuck.

by Chief Rock-a-Ho May 5, 2014

Oakleaf Cluster

Oakleaf Cluster refers to a mans ball sack or nuts.

Genitalia

I love it when she holds my Oakleaf cluster when I toss a wad.

by TrialbyTested February 26, 2011