Jason Claeson

An absolute dad

Hey do you know jason Claeson
Yea he’s a dad

by Imggay August 26, 2019

Scott Carson

Scott Carson is the greatest footballer to ever exist, he is the winner of 7 Ballon Dor’s and numerous other prestigious awards. His super fans @RedmondKristian and @Carsonator_ post Scott Carson prop to show the world how much of a legend Scotty C is. Undisputed 🐐

Scott Carson is the 🐐 man, he’s the 🐐!

by Bosco444 September 10, 2020

National Carson Day

April 15. Celebrate by posting your favorite picture of your friend named Carson. It will make him feel better, as he grew up a lonely fuck with no friends, and is not used to attention.

Tyler: Good to see you Carson! Happy “National Carson Day”!

Carson: i miss her 😔

by ChiefsRaysBolts April 14, 2021

The Carson Effect

1. When somebody (Usually Carson) emotionally and socially destroys somebody because of a one time situation they were forced into by another person.
2. When somebody (Usually Carson) emotionally and socially destroys somebody because they were covering for somebody that was threatening them.

Another person's reputation and life was destroyed because of The Carson Effect.

by Hound Of The West May 23, 2023

Pulling A Carson

Skipping A friends birthday, hangout, Etc. because they got their feelings hurt.

Dylan: “can you come to my birthday”

Jake: “yeah, i would never be Pulling A Carson”

by Mr_KingSalty February 6, 2020

Clarkson University

A university that strives to be number one in trumping St. Lawrence University. However, it is only known for its hockey and dissing St. Lawrence University because people do not know about Clarkson outside of Clarkson alum. May be a good engineering school, but lacks the broad minded thinking that students of a liberal arts school has.

You are totally a hockey bumb! That's totally Clarkson University!
Cluckers unsophisticated techies antiSLUserawesomeness engineers

by kiyanvehve December 16, 2010

Carson

They type of boy who has liked a girl for years but is too scared to ask her out while at the same time getting offended when someone memes her as if they're dating. This type of boy also stays home to nurse a headache and play games and jerk off. Also the kind of boy to talk about his trash job at a gym

He's pulling a Carson

What a Carson

Typical Carson

by Goul_fieri October 26, 2017