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Blow Chunks

To vomit like no one is watching. Can be so intense that you may feel your stomach in your esophagus. Common causes include: meat sweats, diarrhea, intense exercise, asthma, falling into a dumpsters, stubbing a pinky toe, shaking hands with a man named Tom Waterson, eating orchids, consuming the stems of marigolds, ingesting grape flavored children's Advil, standing next to a man interesting in little boys, being near to or remotely associated with shrek, running into a door at church, consuming raw or undercooked meat, your wife strangling you with a necktie from her late father's attic space, and so on.
Joaquin: Did you see Dominic blow chunks after ther 15k yesterday?

Ryan: TOTALLY! I was right there when it happened! He overdosed on medication from his inhaler.
by h03sontherange November 19, 2022
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Dunk and Chunk

A "Dunk and Chunk" is when he puts his dick into your asshole, gapes it, then dips his balls in your shitty rectum. He then rams it down your throat and makes you suck your own shit off his balls
Man you totally Dunk and Chunked Cindy last night
by Slyce1231 August 28, 2016
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Chunk Rock

by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022
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chunk chewer

A chunk chewer is someone who has performed analingus on a partner when fecal matter gets stuck in the crevice of the teeth or gums
Jason was tossing brandies salad wen he got a terd stuck in his teeth,he was a chunk chewer for a week.
by 949sublime child 420 November 6, 2009
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Chunk a nogg

A phrase used when one chunks a nogg, usually used as an action phrase.
Hey, did you chunk a nogg today?
I’m totally going to chunk a nogg tonight
by Noggington August 25, 2023
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lung chunk

A phrase used to describe anything that is crusty or makes phlegm noises.
Chunk your chair over here, you big lung cookie.
by Sara Marie Wolfgram April 28, 2003
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tactical chunks

to make oneself sick in an attempt to ward off genuine and/or further sickness. usually relating to a bad hangover but equally applicable to any nauseating situation.
my hangover started to kick in about noon, i went for tactical chunks and felt alot better.
by arturo swift June 7, 2011
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