chronic sadness

The intensely depressed feeling one gets after they quit smoking marijuana after long-term, habitual use.

Jay:"man, you were such a stoner..what happened?"
Bob: "I had to quit smoking for 30 days to pass a drug test...im so depressed, i literally started crying when i had to turn down that blunt earlier."
Jay: "man, you got that chronic sadness...bad"

chronic sadness by spongebong stonerpants September 8, 2009

Chronic Stress

A medical condition that requires the prescription of medical marijuana.

Patient: I need medical marijuana for Kronic Stress

Doctor: What is the source of your Chronic Stress?

Patient: I am stressed about getting busted for not having a medical marijuana prescription.

Chronic Stress by Ken in Brooklyn November 21, 2011

Chronic Disese 

A disese that smokes too much dope

That Chronic Disese is totally wasted

Chronic Disese by Scientific Professor April 28, 2003

chronic retardation 

When someone is chronically retarded!

girl one: why's that boy laughing for no reason?
girl 2 : he must have chronic retardation

chronic retardation by hairdyegal88 October 7, 2009

Chronic Jig

The dance act performed by a "Moses." A rare species in the animal kingdom. The dance somewhat resembles a meerkat doing the Irish river dance after smoking REALLY dank ganja.

Ex: "Do the chronic jig!"

Chronic Jig by Secondwindhole March 8, 2010

Chronic Defibator 

1. One who chronically adds terms and definitions to Urban Dictionary.

2. One who chronically masturbates to definitions of words.

Derived from the words "definition" and "masturbator."

Commonly labeled with the word "homo" and "fag."

1. (Boy 1: Dude, I was on Urban Dictionary last night adding words.

Boy 2: You're such a chronic defibator.)

2. (See him? He always carries around a dictionary, I think he's a chronic defibator.)

Chronic Defibator by ChronicDefibator March 31, 2010

chronic sativa 

high quality weed

Let's smoke some chronic sativa and be high for hours ;D

chronic sativa by Hot.sPot November 18, 2010