choke kiss

When someone grabs and chokes another person with two hands and then gently kisses their cheek.

You are so frustrating, I could just choke kiss you right now.

by jbreas January 22, 2015

The Choking Game

1.A game involving multiple people cutting off blood flow to their brain by "choking" each other to get a short high.

2.A game involving one person cutting off his/her blood flow to their brain by "choking" themself to get a short high.

wanna go play the choking game?

by dgionline October 18, 2010

Choke Artist

A team that can't win in the clutch.

The Houston Astros choke every season whether it be in the playoffs or late in the regular season. What a dissapointing and frustrating team to watch.

by Hang me now and save me from the torture September 22, 2003

missionary choke

Your standard sex position but with a awsome kung fu choke grip around your partners neck.

Missionary Choke is a way of life

by CheramieIV May 2, 2010

Choke Artist

Someone who, when faced with stress breaks down and enters an infinite loop. Common in people running for office, when trying to deal with higher energy candidates.

Marco: "Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows EXACTLY what he's doing. Barack Obama is undertaking a systematic effort to change this country, to make America more like the rest of the world. Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows EXACTLY what he's doing. Barack Obama is undertaking a systematic effort to change this country, to make America more like the rest of the world. Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows EXACTLY what he's doing. Barack Obama is undertaking a systematic effort to change this country, to make America more like the rest of the world."
Donald: Man, you're such a choke artist.

by Gass'em Soleimani August 27, 2016

choke this bitch

To do something with renewed vigor and/or energy.

-Are you ready to hit road?
-Hell yes, let's choke this bitch!

by MattyCheese May 10, 2007

Ass Choke

when you are on the toilet taking care of business and someone interrupts you.

no example need, speaks for itself. ass choke.

by Word..... November 20, 2009