certibants

When something is certified banter.

loool thats certibants

by cantdenythetruth December 11, 2011

cerine

Sweet girl who knows her values. She respects everyone around her and wants to be respected. Cerine is always positive so if you know a Cerine, keep her close.

Cerine is beautiful.

by flowerlover_25 May 21, 2017

certainly gaurented

To be sure

You are certainly gaurented

by DarthQuantum June 13, 2017

Certified Hooker Fucker

An expert in meeting (avoiding law enforcement) and fucking hookers.

That guy is a certified hooker fucker he really is about it.

by ThatFoundNigga August 29, 2017

certified ass eater

You are a licenced or professional major in eating someone's ass

Jerry: Hey Carl and I am a certified ass eater want me to show you?

Carl: Of course

by OgMudDawg December 18, 2017

Certified Good guy

A certified good guy is a male paramour that you don’t have sex with, but still allow him to eat your kitty because you know he’ll give it 100% into everything his does. He’s a good guy. He puts your needs in front of his own.

He had a small package but I knew he was a certified good guy, so I let him eat his way to my soul.

by Goldie Fawn August 15, 2018

certified snitch

A well-known snitch.

D'angelo Russell is a certified snitch.

by issagrownchild September 2, 2018