snap a carrot

Masturbation. The act of jacking off...

Dude, she was so hot I had to go home and snap a carrot

by betsyrees910 May 8, 2008

Carrollton

A suburb about twenty minutes out of Dallas, Texas, with a few large schools and churches and not much else. Nice place to raise your kids, but everyone drives to Lewisville or Plano for fun stuff.

Here in Carrollton, we have a LOT of fast food restaurants, like 10+ on some intersections. That's really about it.

by BlueNinjaMage April 4, 2011

carrots

An orange vegetable commonly used to stick up someone's asshole.

On prom night, after Bailey fell asleep, we stuck 7 carrots up her asshole, 1 away from the record thomas set last year.

by b-rett62436 August 29, 2008

Max Carroll

Someone with red hair, blue eyes, freckles, WHITE skin and a kick ass beanie. Hobbies usually include kicking ass and grating cheese.

"I totally feel like a Max Carroll"

"Me too. Sometimes I wish I WAS a Max Carroll"

by Max Carroll November 4, 2008

Bishop Carroll High School

The hell hole of Wichita Kansas. Filled with whores and assholes.

Bishop Carroll High School sucks

by bcchs student September 24, 2011

Wet Carrot

A girl who's hot so everyone tells them they're interesting and special.

Then after they're looks fade they realize they're about as interesting as a wet carrot.

She's got a wicked body but she's such a wet carrot.

by wass clayton October 11, 2008

lillian carroll

The pimpist dam thug to ever represent the east coast 50 baby, she is the G-ist thug ever.

Yo, don't muss with lillers or she'l pop a cap in yo ass.

by Danielle James March 17, 2005