cabbage patch kids

A porn star with the hottest rack ever imaginable. Makes beautiful children in a very naughty, ugly way.

Damn, those cabbage patch kids on the johnny made me sploosh through my pants.

by the mustache man from Detroit June 9, 2011

cabbage queen

a passive homosexual who enjoys sucking the cock with which he has just been fucked

"Oh, Trish is such a filthy cabbage queen!"

by Dusty19 December 23, 2006

cabbage patch

a plethora of curly pubic hair that form a wavy look

I was fucking this guy last night, and his whole crotch was a cabbage patch

by Black Lasagna May 18, 2011

cabbage patching

when an older teenage male loiters creepily in an area where prostitots are known to congregate with intentions of pursuing them sexually

Jimbo, 19, had a successful night of cabbage patching at the mall. He managed to seduce a young sophomore prostitot and still have her home before her bedtime of 9:30.

by KBiggz December 10, 2011

Cabbage Commando

Army slang for a cook.

You heard Jones got a transfer to the Royal Logistic Corps? He's gonna be a real life cabbage commando!

by Barcley Teh Great February 7, 2009

cabbage savage

A Bitch Ass Nigga

You a cabbage savage homie

by IHateCabbage December 30, 2013

cabbage patch bitch

derived from the movie ___ possibly the remake of The Longest Yard starring Adam Sandler etc. A derogatory commendation and contradiction; a lovable, affable, slang term of endearment.

Look at that Bob Marley lighter you cabbage patch bitch; I might buy it next time we come to this rad tobacco shoppe.

by aus tenjer March 19, 2016