Herbed Chicken

When a man, after mowing the lawn, coats his penis with a healthy layer of cut grass and proceeds to insert it into a woman's vagina.

Woman: "Can you please cut the grass?"
Man: "Only if we can have herbed chicken for lunch."

by SteveTheDragon August 1, 2011

Chicken stock

Widely used as an alternative to MSG, but most of chicken stocks contain MSG.

What's the point of using chicken stock if you really dislike MSG? Both of them are actually same!

by Ms FluffyCat February 1, 2023

chicken counter

someone who counts their chickens before they hatch.

a person who gets over excited about a possibility way before the outcome has been determined.

"They were up so much at halftime he was being a huge ass chicken counter. And they fucking lost. It was awesome."

Bob: oh my god after this game im gonna put all my money on LSU i cant wait..
Steve: yea maybe
*2 hours later*
Bob: I fucking hate the Jets.
Steve: chicken counter.

by the j-dot November 18, 2011

Hoe chicken

A girl/boy that is for everybody and is scared of every thing

Oh so my friend is such a hoe chicken she is literally scared of so many things

by Lexi🔮 December 1, 2018

Chicken on a spit

An Eiffel Tower with a female midget where she can spin as you wish.

‘Yesterday we got a midget prostitute and we made a chicken on a spit with her!’

by Vicia5 April 28, 2019

Straight Chicken

A game played by straight or gay people that have no interest in performing sexual acts with one and other; it is designed to test the nerve of those involved. Usually played by two people, the aim of the game is to perform increasing intimate sexual acts until one party concedes because it has gone too far. The acts may begin at kissing and move from there.

This version of the game would be most suited to two friends of the opposite sex.

Similar to gay chicken

You reckon you have nerves of steel? You wanna play straight chicken?

by IntensiveCareBear June 13, 2016

Chicken

Chicken, a word meaning a male part, invented the use of in such a way by a bunch of perverts on aim

"Are you fiddling with your chicken?"

by Alden March 13, 2005