BUNK

noun.; Shelf-like bed against wall: BED, especially a built-in bed that is often one of a tier; Nonsense, Humbug, Bunkum: Insincere or Foolish talk.

Everything the president says is so BUNK, without a doubt.
The jails and prisons are loaded with BUNK beds in every cell.

by DeepThrowWitDancer March 19, 2022

Bunk

stupid, useless or funny looking and defective

That fat guy connor wearing bunk ass clothes as per usual

by bunk boy March 12, 2022

bunked up

Fucked up

Guy: wow, your mom is so hot.
Other guy: man, that's so bunked up! Don't say those things.

by The Man with a Plan November 13, 2013

Bunk Bed

Versatile

I’m a top and a bottom. I’m a bunk bed.

by troller330 June 9, 2018

Mida Bunk

A worthless, scandalous A+ certification teacher who has yet to implore any small amount of knowledge upon his students.

Relative to a great man known as "Uncle Randy" who has been in the slammer for some time now.

Mida Bunk beat the shit outta his students for not studing their accronyms

by Vrippa March 1, 2005

bunk

The strongest material on Earth. Becomes a sludgy brown when in liquid form.

That door is made of pure bunk!

by st1nky_b0y October 29, 2019

Bunk Monk

Military slang for - Someone who spends too much time by themselves (alone) in their one man room (bunk) with the door closed and possibly locked!!

Corporal to soldier “Oi, Pte Evans 512, where is Pte Jones 627?”. Pte Evans to Corporal”Sorry Cpl, I don’t know but if I had to guess he is probably making like a Bunk Monk back in the Accommodation Block”

by Le Brun October 13, 2021