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Sunday Blues

The most severe moment of a hangover. When you feel like your dying on a sunday, often after a massive weekend, or just massive saturday night. You can do nothing but lie in bed and watch dvd's, maybe some light shopping and you crave sex and affection from anyone.
I asked susie if she wanted to come out for dinner tonight, she said she had the sunday blues.
by teal88 August 5, 2009
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blues

1. State of dejection or gloom.
2. A style of music originating in the mid-nineteenth century from southern African-American secular songs usually featuring a syncopated 4/4 rhythm, flatted thirds and sevenths, a 12-bar structure, and lyrics in a three-line stanza in which the second line repeats the first.
My friends have all left and forgotten me. I've got the blues.

“The blues is an expression of anger against shame and humiliation” (B.B. King).
by Mister Cellophane May 13, 2006
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Bless your Heart

A southern's way of calling you an idiot.
If you live in or around or even visit TN, you will hear this often.

Example:

-A pregnant woman forgetting her keys or where she parked her car in a parking lot...
someone would look at you 'bless your heart'
-You show up to a Doctors visit on the wrong day or time-
the receptionist says 'bless your heart'
-Try to use a coupon that expired the day before... not knowing it
expired.. the cashier would say 'bless your heart'
by the smart sister August 23, 2014
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God Bless America

Something witty to retort with after George W. Bush says something stupid, i.e. every day.
Bush: "Gay people suck because none will sleep with me."
God Bless America!!!
by Jesus Christ April 29, 2004
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Houdini Mixed Blessing

Step 1: Desire to go to a straight club (because your straight).
Step 2: Make the mistake of accidentally going to a gay club.
Step 3: Don't worry, there are a lot of hot lesbians in the club.
Step 4: Find a hot lesbian who likes dykes.
Step 5: Tell her you are a chick.
Step 6: Hook up with the hot lesbian who thinks you are a dykey chick.
Step 7: Let her pound you in the ass with a strap-on.
Step 8: When its your turn, hide your manhood and put on a strap-on.
Step 9: When she turns around, take the strap-on off and use your penis instead.
Step 10: Then pick your choice of Houdini or any of its different variations.
Step 11: Celebrate! You had sex with a hot lesbian chick! But you had to take it in the ass first!
Thank you for using the Houdini Mixed Blessing.
"Yo man, I screwed up and went to gay night again!"
"Aw really? that sucks."
"Its aiight, I just relied on the ole Houdini Mixed Blessing trick, gets em every time!"
"Yea boy! At what price though?"
by The farmsdale J-boy July 1, 2006
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Friendly's Blues

When you eat at Friendly's and you get sick from it (diarrhea). Named so because Friendly's is a "happy name" and to be "Blue" is to be sad.
Person #1: I ate at Friendly's last night.

Person #2: Oh no! Did you get the Friendly's Blues?

Person #1: Ya...I was on the toilet all night, blasting shit out of my ass.

Person #2: I'm not going to eat there again.

Person #1: Good idea...
by Darknessoni69 February 13, 2009
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Dab Bless You

The act when some one sneeze and they hit the dab
Dj Khaled *sneeze* Rick Ross "Dab bless you" Dj Khaled " Thank you and Bless up
by Damon Gucci Man Dunn April 13, 2016
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