mr bradshaw

mr bradshaw is the gayest living thing known to mankind.

Student 1: oh my god! That is so gay haha no homo
Bradshaw: dO nOt sAy ThAt, thAt wOrd iS dIsCrIMinAtOrY. IF I hEaR tHaT wOrd iN tHis cLasS rOom aGaIn I wIll wRiTe yOu uP!

Student 1: what’s his deal?
Student 2: idk man, that’s just mr bradshaw

by Huhuhhuhuhh August 11, 2019

waist beads

Waist beads are deeply rooted in African tradition. It makes woman feel more feminine and sensual. It’s also used as a tool for weight management.

“Those waist beads are cute! Why are they so tight? “

“I’m trying to lose 10 lbs”

by Sebbie18767 June 29, 2020

Spanish bread

Abortion made after the birth

Do you know Lovro?
-I heard he is Spanish bread

What happend to Luka's baby?
-They did Spanish Bread

by ZeluZ March 12, 2021

Swiss bread

When you pick the mould off mouldy bread and leave holes in it.

Like the cheese…but bread!

Yo mum, why’s my bread got holes in it?

It’s Swiss Bread

by A little seaman June 21, 2021

Canned Bread

That shit that Squidward can't believe the store has.

I bet they won't have... wow, they have it! Canned bread!

by RivaL214 January 9, 2023

Take the bread out of the oven

A phrase used in the kitchen when you need to excuse yourself to go number two.

Cook: "Hey Chef, I need to run downstairs and take the bread out of the oven!"

Chef: "What the hell? We don't have an oven downst... ooooooh. Light a match when you're done."

by bblack1220 October 29, 2009

Twistin the Bread

When someone is making up a lame excuse like in school and the teacher stops you mid excuse, the lame excuse is known as twistin the bread. The teacher would also add to the end, "you twist the bread, it's gonna fly out the window."

"Hey are you twistin the bread?" Mr. Curran asked incredulously, "cause if you twist the bread, it's gonna fly out the window."

by JoeyPencils October 17, 2012