Braden

A guy who is kind and is Very Very short

p1 Look how Short he is

P2 it must be a Braden

by Boi1771 May 13, 2019

Braden

The person who holds the fucking zoom calls for a solid 20 minutes

Oh my fucking god Braden is doing it again

by David & Co Awooga Awooga October 26, 2020

Braden

Worlds smallest peen and is the worst surfer you will ever meet. Ego is massive and sucks at most sports. No girls will ever like him and very annoying. Tries to be a cool kid and sits with a josh.

That kid surfing is such a Braden😂😂😂

by Rigbwfdihqwegdei February 21, 2019

Braden

-A dumbass who has a small dick that's asian
-Player
-Pedophile

"Look it's a BRADEN"

by PusYasMan September 20, 2021

braden

son of a bitch. doesn't really understand the way the world works. a braden usually doesn't care about anyone besides themselves and they'll do nothing but whine until they get what they want. not someone you wanna get close to unless you call 500,000 miles close.

That Braden guy, yeah he's an ass.

by picturetoburn November 21, 2010

Braaan

The way a typical medwayite or swaleite (chav)would say the word brown.

i.e when calling a fellow gobshite - Oi Braaan you mongchop!

by danj April 10, 2008

Brading

Noun: a common description for somebody who finds themselves attracted to one and obsessively creeps on this said person.

Synonyms include; blockying, blockwelling, and ginger-nutting

Antonyms include; Strudwicking

Oh gosh, he is Brading on Sarah again. She really does not find him attractive.

by The_Sassy_Bitch February 18, 2017