naked blonde

A girl with big tits, blonde hair, sexy legs, huge pussy, and the hottest face ever.

I saw a naked blonde...then I was having sex with her. This is because she was so fucking hot that my penis flew into her pussy then she started giving me head :).

by 13inchdickthatgetsmesofuckinghornyitgetsmehumpingeveryblondeisee!! July 1, 2006

Blond Ingrate

That one idiot who uses the cheese grater the wrong way.

Incorrectly using the cheese grater.

"Stop being such a blond ingrate and turn the fucking cheese grater around."

by TheabsoluteShit February 15, 2015

dishwater blonde

A 1950's term that now would be considered a "dirty blonde"

Betty is a homemaker dishwater blonde.

by Ashley April 20, 2005

Undercover Blonde

Female with any other hair color that has a blonde moment.

She is acting like an Undercover Blonde.

by Anonymous654765432 December 23, 2010

blonde sheep

Blonde sheep, a massive muppet with curly blonde hair. usually name Toby. also goat can mean the exact same.

omg! look its toby, blonde sheep

by MassiveMuppet234 February 26, 2018

Blonde Cat

An attractive and hunky blonde man, or a sexy and sultry blonde woman.

Person A: He’s an adult film and a fine blonde cat.
Person B: What’s his name?

by Sochubilanki August 15, 2023

Blond Jesus

Someone with great a luxurous hair and everyone calls him blond jesus.

Wow he like a blond jesus!

by Oliver_garden) April 21, 2022